Posted by Hank Hill on September 20, 2004 at 22:50:58:
In Reply to: Sandy Hook this summer/fall posted by db on September 20, 2004 at 15:21:35:
: I only went a couple of times - how was it? Did any of the regular documenters of that place (Dune Devil being the favorite) get any good shots this year? I'm thinking this wed. (80 degrees and sunny) may see some work hooky-players and college chicks, maybe? Can anyone tell me what its like on warm weekdays after the season?
Yeah, I'm sure hundreds of virginal college babes will cut class and head to Gunnison this Wednesday. It's like that every Wednesday in September...like turtles coming ashore to lay their eggs. Last week, I personally watched a large leatherback crawl up next to me, spread her naked legs wide, and dig a big hole. Then she dumped thirty or so eggs in, rolled over on her back, and winked at me and my huge, throbbing member. I was little embarrassed, but all that talk about "think of soup or luggage" didn't make my boner go away.
You should come on a Thursday: That's when the strippers from Scores load up on their hyrdofoils and storm the beach, brass poles in hand. Usually, they'll put their stuff down next to you, bend over at the waist, and wait for you to put dollar bills in their orafices.
Sandy Hook is awesome!
Hank & Bobby Hill
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